What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 16:23

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
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A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
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